[Make-wifi-fast] logo: t-shirts, coffee cups, socks, hats

[Dave Taht]

It's been a couple years, has anyone come up with a good idea for
logos or slogans?

I'd always wanted to have given out a t-shirt at the completion of the
cake and make-wifi-fast projects, it's kind of traditional, but
lacking any artistic talent personally... or budget for it, never did.
At the moment I'm feeling terribly cynical so things like:

Skeleton with coffee cup: "Fixed Wifi in 2016. Still waiting for new
kernels to deploy".

Skeleton with cake with 6 candles in it: "When the upgrades are over,
everyone will have cake."

Came to mind first.  Also:

Mouldy barrel full of bugs, worms, spiders, CVE's and snakes: "Mmmm,
vintage kernel. Ship it!"

YES, I WANT CGNAT! PORT FORWARDING IS FOR PU$$IES.

Who needs IPv6? (picture of crowd of people of all sorts)

DNSSEC is for dummies that can't tell the difference between
paypal.com and paypall.com.

Other, equally cynical, or optimistic, messages and ideas sought?

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FQ World Domination pending: https://blog.cerowrt.org/post/state_of_fq_codel/
Dave Täht CEO, TekLibre, LLC